| Good Thing His Name's Not John Smith (What do you do when someone demands that you stop using your own name?) |
| Wait, You Mean That's Bad for You? (How a Pennsylvania woman blames everyone but herself for her heart attack.) |
| Of Course I Want Fries With That! (Whose fault is it if you get fat eating fast food 5 times a week? Not yours, of course!) |
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| What About The Natural Law Party? (Guess who got mad at donkey and elephant statues around Washington DC. Everyone.) |
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Dr. Seuss for the 21st Century (Would you, could you, in a courtroom?)
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Can You Copyright a Toilet Flush? (Apparently silence can be copyrighted. Stunned? Read on.)
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Goldilocks v. The Three Bears (What would happen if Goldilocks sued The Thre Bears?)
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Belly Itchers Have Feelings Too, You Know! (If a pitcher gets hit with a baseball, should he sue the bat manufacturer?)
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Let's Blame the Lawyers (Another video game related death)
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How about Bun-Jee? (How about that? A stupid lawsuit where the defendant is partly to blame.)
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Rules Aren't for Adults, Are They? (Just when a Zero Tolerance school drug policy would be useful, it can't be used because a teacher is involved.)
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Game Over, Dude (If playing video games gives you seizures for several months, do you quit or sue the manufacturer?)
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Yo Quiero Justice (Probably the scariest lawsuit ever. Plan a party at work, and your employer can get sued)
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Don't Blame Me, I Voted for Quayle (A Pennsylvania legislator is still in office even though she says she's mentally disabled).
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War is Peace, Love is Hate, Smart is Stupid (Can local governments tell you how to build your house? They can now.)
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Goodness Gracious, Great Tarts Afire! (If you left the oven on and your house burns down, it's your fault, right?)
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Watch Out for Falling Machines(If you make a Coke machine fall on you, is it the machine's fault?)
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Maybe He Should Have Sent Flowers (What happens when a cop farts in your house?)
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Riots at Real Estate Agencies? (People are applying for CA blackout exemptions. Here's some of the funnier ones.)
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I'll Sell You a Big Hole in Arizona (A hole in the ground can be worth lots of money)
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I Order You To Be Quiet! (What happens when a mob of PC thugs at Cornell U get together?)
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They Should Have Spent It On Cookies (The Pentagon purchasing system designed to prevent overcharging isn't working. Again.)
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Who Wants To Be Sued by a Multimillionaire? (A fellow humor columnist from Canada was threatened with a lawsuit by Rick Rockwell for reporting the truth. Here's my response to his drivel.)
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